CIR hits the World Cup!

Ok...so a few CIR superstars have took time off from there troubles to enjoy the 4 yearly football fest that is the World Cup, now all feuds will be forgotten as hilarity reigns as some of the most unlikely band of misfits board the plane to Brazil...the only question is who?


So who wants to go? Leave your idea/suggestion he and I'll get writing...

First person; War Machine

Well obviously we have to have the Captain and leading front man: Moberz leading the charge. Considered by many to not be worthy of the team being too focused on keeping up his fauxhawk mid-game and the famous 'hairdryer' treatment is actually when Moberz gets a half time haircut. Will Moberz be able to put his hair, fashon and sponsers(Sponsored by Burton Coats) to the back of his mind and look to lead CiR to World Cup glory?

Just an idea, what if instead of us going to the world cup, CiR throws it's own? And it's heels vs faces? Or like take the three card levels and have them make teams to verse each other. And if the mid or lower levels would win it wouldn't effect the card settings because we could do it on CooR. Either way, count me in.

Every team needs that unstable element, that mix of talent and total unpredictability. Italy have Mario, Uruguay have Luis, and CiR have... Voodoo.

Will he be at the centre of a moment of magic, or a moment of madness?
Will he be the first red card, or will referee be to worried about getting his head used as a football?

Also every team needs the overrated, overpaid front man. Well you're looking at him. I will be everything you need in an overhyped, no talent, frontman who can't outscore some defenders. I might not be good on the field, but I definitely look good on commercials and I can talk a big game behind the scenes, I can argue with the coach and I can diss my teammates behind their backs. Let's do this baby!

Don't forget the silky skilled creative midfielder that creates attacking chances and can also back up the defence in the blink of an eye! It's a shame they get injured in the first ten minutes of the first game and that puts them out for the rest of the tournament. That's me!

Can I be the guy who thinks that he's the best just because his father was an A class player? I could parade around the field (ring) thinking I am a hot shot when really 80% of the team(wrestlers) is actually better than me lol.

I'm thinking that a mix up in the airport leading to the Honduran team being mistaken for the CIR gang at the airport leads to CIR having to field a team and take part in the tournament, with you guys already selecting your positions and footie personas I was thinking of drafting in a few guys for coaching roles.....

Head coach: The Personification *bitter at Scotland's non entry he is perfect for the role

Assistant: mehmet de le mer *I imagine him as a David ginola type character

Physio: Ivy Morgan *even the opposition will want the magic sponge from this one

Ball boys/runners/lets give Gary Neville summat to do this summer role: The Wwo *perfect for pranks from the players

I was thinking David Train as Manager - have Persi as the 'Kilted Keeper' nothing's going to stop Ronaldo blasting in a shot from close range...apart from maybe Persi's kilt and a windy day


I'm thinking maybe Clown X to be the centeral defenders. Hilarity insues when the referee books Xandor three times in one game getting him confused with Bobo.


Btw i'm assuming this could be next seasons CooR shows?

CiR: What If... The CiR Crew Got Confused as a Football Team at The World Cup

Pick me!!! pick me!!! I'm wiling to do anything necessary for the good of the team. Can play a central defender role or something. Don't need to be a star. If it's a back up cheerleader type guy, so be it.

I think CIR already is playing as Spain or Greece. That would explain things, especially Spain.

Cir World Cup line up:

Goalkeeper: Thunder thighs persi

Right back: voodoo "the chopper"lord

Left back: Jesse "leave me here" Jayne

Centre backs: clown x

Midfield playmaker: Moberz

Midfield enforcer: Rapper

Left wing: Dave " I'm too greased up to catch " Spartacus

Right wing: mr nice "but gonna skin you"guy

Playmaker: War "I'm the writer so I score the goals" machine

Striker: kaleb "the ronaldoish epic superstar"

Subs bench: tbc

First match, Unable to teach the team the necessary skills to compete, David Train instructs CIR to all stand on the goal line rendering the result nil-nil

Second match: after a warning from FIFA about the goal line hogging of the first match, clown x simply decide to scare the opposition team by storming their team bus with the insane clown posse leaving the opposition too scared to leave their coach and therefore forfeiting the match

Third match: Needing a draw to qualify team CIR go all out and actually play leading to the most hilarious 3-3 draw in footballing history against the mighty nation of Iran!

Knockouts: an arm wrestling match between Moberz and messi takes a turn for the worse as CIR beat all the odds to somehow win on penalties and make it to the quarter finals

Quarter finals: Persi has enough of being the grumpiest Scotsman in Brazil and attacks the whole England team, destroying Rooney and Gerrard he leaves CIR in a position to win!

Semis: heartbreak and agony as Brazil expose CIR for the bunch of wrasslers that they are...will CIR make it then to the final? Who knows? Well I do! And I'm not telling!

Jesse "leave me here" Jayne?? What does that even mean Haha?

I can play bench if y'all need. Every team needs to dude that is so horrible that he never plays.

Quarter finals: Persi has enough of being the grumpiest Scotsman in Brazil and attacks the whole England team, destroying Rooney and Gerrard he leaves CIR in a position to win!

Rooney gets injured...Repo Man runs out with massage table but before he can get started he is tackled by "Old" Mags as she knows how Rooney likes them old...Persi see's someone lying on a table and gets confused, runs towards the table fulls speed and hits An-Aye-Alation through the massage table...

Jesse Jayne wrote:Jesse "leave me here" Jayne?? What does that even mean Haha?

It's a play on left back....you know "left back" in the changing room lol

Jimmy we need a crappy American on the bench along with Steven for a slyvester Stallone 'escape to victory' character...

I've gotta ask though folks....what's going happen when the Honduran team roll up at CIR? That's another story within its self!!

Sounds Exciting The Arsenal Crew being led by Titus Muttley will jump in. Titus as one of the Reserve Player but with an overated cheering team (Only for Titus) Of course the cheering team is composed of Ice, Sonic and Monique as the main cheer leader

So how many CooR episodes is this going to be?

All of them :p

Depends on how far your gonna let me go with this jimmy, I could throw it all in the coor section and let you add the necessary graphics.....I was thinking if you could adapt the wrestler cards to the style of panini football stickers? Google if your unsure


Ok the arsenal are gonna be the pitch side cheerleaders with Repo drafted in for choreography ......

Could do three parts

1) at airport, in travel, at hotel, training sessions
2) qualifying games
3) the final

So coor would look like

1 - PPV Review
2 - CiR What If - Part 1
3 - CiR What If - Part 2
4 - CiR What If - Part 3
5 - CiR Countdown - Best Tag Teams

The Personification wrote:Could do three parts

1) at airport, in travel, at hotel, training sessions
2) qualifying games
3) the final

So coor would look like

1 - PPV Review
2 - CiR What If - Part 1
3 - CiR What If - Part 2
4 - CiR What If - Part 3
5 - CiR Countdown - Best Tag Teams

Sounds like a plan to me, should keep me busy for a while....the panini style cards would be uber epic if they can be made....

Just a midfield enforcer War? *cries and runs away*